学英文,不要学出意大利口音来!
One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece.
I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand,
I wanna two pieces on
my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
sonnawa*****". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawa*****!!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
me a Spoon and a knief but no fork. I tell her "
I wanna a fock." and she tella me ,"everyone wanna ****."
I tella her, " you don't understand me...
I wanna fork on the table." She say, "You better not **** on the table you sonnawa*****."
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed.
I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet." he tell me to go the toilet.
I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed." He say, "You better not shit on the bed, you sonnawa*****."
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said,"Peace on you." and I say," Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth."
I gonna back to Italy!