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真他妈的操你他妈的B C，你是谁啊，。你的回复根本无法M上我的贴！你娘的，你是电海的高一的吧，我八错错你！让我找到你一定打你！你他妈的。

you can use another way to say smiling ,i like!

it is need more english professer to come here! comunit with them, we can improv our english more easy!isn't it?

QUOTE(DBLOVER @ 2005年05月29日 Sunday, 08:42 PM) You are unlucky, if I saw them, I would kill them. 371761 me too ! i use chinesegongfu

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upstares there has 8 program! pressure is alway around us ,so we must be full of joy!!!!!

Essay Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play."

　The Good News and The Bad News 　　The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. "I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news -- we amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news -- we've discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all."

What’s the problem? 　　An elderly man was sitting on park bench in tears. A police officer came up and asked him what was wrong. 　　“I have a 25-year-old wife at home . She is beautiful, charming and madly in love with me.” 　　“So what’s the problem?” 　　“I can’t remember where I live!”

Who is busy？ 　　It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone bell rang and Mary went to answer it. 　　“Hullo, who’s that:”she asked? 　　“It’s me--Peter.” 　　Peter was a friend of Mary’s eight-year-old brother, Johnny. 　　“Oh, hello. Peter. What do you want?”said Mary. 　　“Can I speak to...

Knows the future 　　Nasreddin was cutting a branch of a tree in his garden. While he was sawing, another man passed in the street. He stopped and said,“Excuse me, but if you continue to saw that branch like that, you will fall down with it.”He said this because Nasreddin was sitting on the...

Wash your face 　　Teacher: David, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning? 　　David: What was it? 　　Teacher: Eggs. 　　David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday

Main Entrance 　　A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.' 　　He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST...

　Customer: This lobster's only got one claw. 　　Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir. 　　Customer: Well, bring me the winner.