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真他妈的操你他妈的B C，你是谁啊，。你的回复根本无法M上我的贴！你娘的，你是电海的高一的吧，我八错错你！让我找到你一定打你！你他妈的。

you can use another way to say smiling ,i like!

it is need more english professer to come here! comunit with them, we can improv our english more easy!isn't it?

QUOTE(DBLOVER @ 2005年05月29日 Sunday, 08:42 PM) You are unlucky, if I saw them, I would kill them. 371761 me too ! i use chinesegongfu

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upstares there has 8 program! pressure is alway around us ,so we must be full of joy!!!!!

Essay Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play."

　The Good News and The Bad News 　　The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. "I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news -- we amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news -- we've discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all."

What’s the problem? 　　An elderly man was sitting on park bench in tears. A police officer came up and asked him what was wrong. 　　“I have a 25-year-old wife at home . She is beautiful, charming and madly in love with me.” 　　“So what’s the problem?” 　　“I can’t remember where I live!”

Who is busy？ 　　It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone bell rang and Mary went to answer it. 　　“Hullo, who’s that:”she asked? 　　“It’s me--Peter.” 　　Peter was a friend of Mary’s eight-year-old brother, Johnny. 　　“Oh, hello. Peter. What do you want?”said Mary. 　　“Can I speak to...

Knows the future 　　Nasreddin was cutting a branch of a tree in his garden. While he was sawing, another man passed in the street. He stopped and said,“Excuse me, but if you continue to saw that branch like that, you will fall down with it.”He said this because Nasreddin was sitting on the...

Wash your face 　　Teacher: David, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning? 　　David: What was it? 　　Teacher: Eggs. 　　David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday

Main Entrance 　　A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.' 　　He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST...

　Customer: This lobster's only got one claw. 　　Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir. 　　Customer: Well, bring me the winner.

who knows!天晓得！ 　　 　　it is not a big deal!没什么了不起！ 　　how come…怎么回事，怎么搞的。 　　easy does it.慢慢来。 　　don't push me.别逼我。 　　come on!快点，振作起来！ 　　have a good of it.玩得很高兴。 　　it is urgent.有急事。 　　what is the fuss？吵什么？ 　　still up？还没睡呀？ 　　it doesn't make any differences.没关系。 　　don't let me down.别让我失望。...

1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 　　我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。 　　2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry. 　　没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right...

Wow!~~~~~~~~~~GOOG matto!

QUOTE(爱蛋蛋 @ 2005年05月29日 Sunday, 07:14 PM) it’s so unlucky of me！today，when i was shopping，an thief fixed attention on me，then he took my wallet away so quikly and easily 。but i had not any sense``not only the money，but also all kinds of cards，now leaving me without any cents，呜呜```even...

如果他还是这样的行为的话，电海在论坛上的学生就要把他拉下来，不让他当电海的版主，简直就是一种浪费资源的行为！垃圾辉E