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- 主题发起人 爱琴海的许愿
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Main Entrance
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'
The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read 'MAIN ENTRANCE'
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'
The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read 'MAIN ENTRANCE'
Knows the future
Nasreddin was cutting a branch of a tree in his garden. While he was sawing, another man passed in the street. He stopped and said,“Excuse me, but if you continue to saw that branch like that, you will fall down with it.”He said this because Nasreddin was sitting on the branch and cutting it at a place between himself and the trunk of the tree.
Nasreddin said nothing. He thought,“This is some foolish person who has no work to do and goes about telling other people what to do and what not to do.”
The man continued on his way.
Of course, after a few minutes, the branch fell and Nasreddin fell with it.
“My God!”he cried.“That man knows the future!”and he ran after him to ask how long he was going to live. But the man had gone.
Nasreddin was cutting a branch of a tree in his garden. While he was sawing, another man passed in the street. He stopped and said,“Excuse me, but if you continue to saw that branch like that, you will fall down with it.”He said this because Nasreddin was sitting on the branch and cutting it at a place between himself and the trunk of the tree.
Nasreddin said nothing. He thought,“This is some foolish person who has no work to do and goes about telling other people what to do and what not to do.”
The man continued on his way.
Of course, after a few minutes, the branch fell and Nasreddin fell with it.
“My God!”he cried.“That man knows the future!”and he ran after him to ask how long he was going to live. But the man had gone.
Who is busy？
It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone bell rang and Mary went to answer it.
“Hullo, who’s that:”she asked?
“It’s me--Peter.”
Peter was a friend of Mary’s eight-year-old brother, Johnny.
“Oh, hello. Peter. What do you want?”said Mary.
“Can I speak to Johnny?”
“No,”said Mary,“you can’t speak to him now. He is busy. He is getting ready for school. He is eating his breakfast. Grandmother is combing his hair. Sister is under the table, putting his shoes on. Mother is getting his books and putting them in his school bag. Goodbye, I’ve got to go now. I have to hold the door open. The school bus is coming.”
It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone bell rang and Mary went to answer it.
“Hullo, who’s that:”she asked?
“It’s me--Peter.”
Peter was a friend of Mary’s eight-year-old brother, Johnny.
“Oh, hello. Peter. What do you want?”said Mary.
“Can I speak to Johnny?”
“No,”said Mary,“you can’t speak to him now. He is busy. He is getting ready for school. He is eating his breakfast. Grandmother is combing his hair. Sister is under the table, putting his shoes on. Mother is getting his books and putting them in his school bag. Goodbye, I’ve got to go now. I have to hold the door open. The school bus is coming.”
What’s the problem?
An elderly man was sitting on park bench in tears. A police officer came up and asked him what was wrong.
“I have a 25-year-old wife at home . She is beautiful, charming and madly in love with me.”
“So what’s the problem?”
“I can’t remember where I live!”
An elderly man was sitting on park bench in tears. A police officer came up and asked him what was wrong.
“I have a 25-year-old wife at home . She is beautiful, charming and madly in love with me.”
“So what’s the problem?”
“I can’t remember where I live!”
The Good News and The Bad News
The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. "I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news -- we amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news -- we've discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all."
The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. "I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news -- we amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news -- we've discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all."
我想要中文翻译```
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QUOTE(爱琴海的许愿 @ 2005年05月29日 Sunday, 08:37 PM)
What’s the problem?
An elderly man was sitting on park bench in tears. A police officer came up and asked him what was wrong.
“I have a 25-year-old wife at home . She is beautiful, charming and madly in love with me.”
“So what’s the problem?”
“I can’t remember where I live!”
一个老男人在公园的板凳上面坐着哭ing
一个警察长官过来问咋了
``我家里有一个25岁的妻子,她很PL的说..有魅力的说...而且爱我爱得疯狂的说``
``那有什么问题捏?``
``偶忘记偶住在哪里了~``
默哀ing~,,,
大家过来看看有没有什么gramma mistake
What’s the problem?
An elderly man was sitting on park bench in tears. A police officer came up and asked him what was wrong.
“I have a 25-year-old wife at home . She is beautiful, charming and madly in love with me.”
“So what’s the problem?”
“I can’t remember where I live!”
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一个老男人在公园的板凳上面坐着哭ing
一个警察长官过来问咋了
``我家里有一个25岁的妻子,她很PL的说..有魅力的说...而且爱我爱得疯狂的说``
``那有什么问题捏?``
``偶忘记偶住在哪里了~``
默哀ing~,,,
大家过来看看有没有什么gramma mistake
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QUOTE(爱琴海的许愿 @ 2005年05月29日 Sunday, 08:36 PM)
Wash your face
Teacher: David, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?
David: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday
老师:大卫,你为什么不洗脸捏?偶可以看见你今天早上吃啥做早餐的说...
大卫:啥捏?
老师:蛋.
大卫:错了,老师....那是昨天的早餐的说....
(寒....)
Wash your face
Teacher: David, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?
David: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday
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老师:大卫,你为什么不洗脸捏?偶可以看见你今天早上吃啥做早餐的说...
大卫:啥捏?
老师:蛋.
大卫:错了,老师....那是昨天的早餐的说....
(寒....)
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My dear Kenny! This is an English Corner. It's not necessary to tranlate them inot Chinese. It's not that funny after translation. Also, this will be a big job for me to do that. It will take me a while to type those Chinese characters out. I don't mind if you can continue to do that.
