你的一生 (1人在浏览)

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你的一生,绝密资料
你出生在一个有吃有喝的家庭。
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出生就是一个大胖小子,只是总是爱哭!!
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刚学会了走路就说要上少林学绝世武功!! 妈妈不让去也只好做罢!
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小小的你总是幻想自已是高大的英雄,而身边总伴着美人!!
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一天你从幼儿园回家看到了郁闷的她,就被她深深吸引!!
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从小就喜欢plmm。
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你从小就很帅。
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又有生意头脑。
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大家都喜欢你。
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不少mm都想你。
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然而你最喜欢的还是她。
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再她面前，你总是表现得异常勇敢。
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长大后她变成了她
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而你,却变成了他。
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与她共筑爱巢是你的梦想
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老早你就准备好了结婚申请。可是在10岁那年她失了踪!!
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后来你考上了大学,
在大学里你与几个怪物组成了F4！
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并找了一般妹妹当起了老大
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学生穷，没有什么好东东，于是，大家就晚上结伙出去偷东西。
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好景不长，警方察觉到了，开了公审大会，只有你溜了
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由于你和她早恋影响不好。
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你生平第一次借酒消愁了
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一向宠你的父母因你被开除第一次打你！
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你费尽艰辛从家里逃走！决定挣一笔钱回来找她
进了城，才知道生活艰辛，为了生活，你什么都干
帮人推销产品
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在街上卖唱。
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有时也买点伪劣产品骗点小钱。
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积蓄不多了,为了发财,你孤注一掷买彩票去了。
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结果竹篮打水一场空
这时候你凄惶无助,只想回到她身边
但你身无分文
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实在是饿了,先去吃点东西。
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吃完后付款,突然发现钱被偷了,
身上只有5块了 一碗面要几十元!怎么办?
你铤而走险,改了一下钱的面值!
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结果被人家发现了,一群人上来海扁你!
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就连她也看不起你。
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你面临着巨大的压力,再次借酒消愁
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你说你要挣钱，
你...........想倒卖军伙
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接头的是这群老大。
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后来你们窝里反。
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你也想黑吃黑
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你这样也只是为了心中的那个她.
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你一声河东狮吼,把其他人都干倒了。
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还对敌方施用了美人计
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挑拨离间终成功
老萨誓要将你轰
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你――逃！````````````
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从此你变成老大
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满街的姑娘跟着跑
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你受不了,
甘于平淡不干了.
个人开起了小饭馆
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还有一间小工厂,
新式的马桶代代新
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生意还是不错的!!
每天你开着名车去上班
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到了办公室先来松松腰
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7654321
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然后开始工作了
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饭店生意也还算不错,
名菜招来生意火.
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饭店里的服务生也是当年大学的姐们！！
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招牌小菜真不错!!!
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你还白天兼职干这个
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晚上兼职干这个
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大把的钞票花不完
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有天出门碰到了他，拉着你诉衷肠！
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现在干这已不错,
自从生意失了败
为吃也只能什么都干,
开过小摊
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可是老婆嫌弃我,
还跟别人跑了路.
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日子过得真是人模狗样,
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本想傍个富婆又被骗!
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生活还有何意义.
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你语重心长的对老布说:''别再有任何幻想了.
当年事情想着都还有点怕
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你说:"别想太多,未来就只能在中国人的手中"
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中国人都是好汉英雄
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老布听了真害怕,溜走还要到处躲.
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你下班要回家,骑着摩托往回走.
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途中经过一所大学宿舍
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看到一个美丽的姑娘拿着一本书向你走来
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她青春飞扬,蹦蹦跳跳,你一下就被她迷住了
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她不讨厌你,愿意和你交往,你真高兴啊,这是你一生中最幸福的时光
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后来才知她就是当年的她
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她对你还是有感情的!你们又像从前一样开心的玩
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她说当年她家的猪被别人抢走
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成了他人的坐骑
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她痛哭流涕的失去了学费
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她说: 这种情况引起了政府注意，
他们决定帮助我，建立了一个希望小学。
终于，偶13岁时，又背起书包进了小学课堂！
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能有今天真不容易,小小的我也历尽了沧桑。
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还有坏人打我的主意
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连学校小店的老板也对我心不轨。
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你深情的望着她,使她十分受感动。
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你把她取回了家中.
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婚后生活不如意，她总是死死的控制你
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总是骑在你头上!
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是个典型的母大虫!
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一年后你的第一个孩子出生了,
老婆态度好些了,她带孩子还是很负责的，
因此也放松了对你的监视 .
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你们过了几年平淡的三口之家的生活
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你想起了父母,回到了家乡
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你给爸爸妈妈买了房子
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另一方面,你的钱反正是太多了,
为了她的心愿,出钱办了学校,居然被誉为慈善家
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你为了弥补婚姻不如意,偶装做好丈夫,其实找了很多情人
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因老婆破坏，看到美女却无从下手。
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再说你又考上了央视
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哇！~美女美女太多了！
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老婆受不了了找人暗算你
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就这样,如梦一场......................
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哈哈~~~

长了点

不过很好笑~~~

 

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是挺好笑~