周星驰电影里的十大搞笑镜头（回顾经典） (1人在浏览)

[足球教父]

周星驰电影里的十大搞笑镜头（回顾经典）

周星驰电影里的十大搞笑镜头：喜剧之王(1999)
当周来到莫文蔚的房间和她表演一段戏时，周把莫文蔚抱在怀里，鼻子里已经开始流出了鼻涕，却一直滔滔不觉的表演着，表情深情动人，鼻涕却越来越长，越来越长... 让人提心吊胆之于不由哈哈大笑。
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周星驰电影里的十大搞笑镜头：千王之王2000（1999）

 

[足球教父]

当张家辉在赌场请周教其几招时，周先让他舔脚上的泥巴，而这泥巴其实是棉花糖，张舔干净后，周又叫其再舔他脚上的屎，张误以为这屎仍是假的，于是毫不犹豫地俯身下去，虽知周等他舔干净后说道：这屎呢，就真的是一陀屎啊，哈~哈~哈~哈~[/color]
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[足球教父]

周星驰电影里的十大搞笑镜头：行运一条龙（1998）
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当周星驰这个所有男人的眼中钉、有着能融化所有冷傲女性眼神的泡妞大王出现在蛋挞店时，嘴叼一根香烟，用那深情的眼神大放其电，谁知那对象竟是一个正在打麻将的市井老妇，并冷冷地对他说：你走，你没有做错什么，我们只是不合适。
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[足球教父]

周星驰电影里的十大搞笑镜头：食神（1996）
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片头那周星驰在莫文蔚开的大排档去吃杂碎面的片段。周吃着那碗杂碎面，说道：萝卜没挑过，筋太多，失败！猪皮煮得太烂，没咬头，失败！猪血又烂稀稀的，一夹就散，失败中的失败！最惨的就是大肠了，里面根本没洗干净，还有一坨屎，你有没有搞错？并挑出来给莫文蔚看，继续说道：哎，有坨屎哎，哎，有坨屎你看到了没有？哎，有坨屎~~[/color]
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[足球教父]

周星驰电影里的十大搞笑镜头：鹿鼎记（1992）
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在皇宫里，康熙问小宝说：你到底净身没有？然后一把抓住小宝的小弟弟验证，谁知小宝面不改色，仍滔滔不觉地说道：善有善因，恶有恶报，天理循环，天公地道，我曾误抓龙鸡，今日皇上抓我，实在是抓的有叫意义之理，我对皇帝敬仰之情有如滔滔江水，连绵不决，又有如黄河泛滥，一发而不可收拾...
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周星驰电影里的十大搞笑镜头：国产凌凌漆

 

[足球教父]

在一饭店吃饭时，来了个摄影家，为周和袁咏仪拍完照片后，只见周“卜叱”的一声，一口痰到邻桌的一劫匪大腿上。让劫匪满脸气愤的问道：先生，这口痰是你吐的？周答：是啊，有什么问题？劫匪道：没什么，我只是想知道一下！真TMD无厘头搞笑的经典！[/color]
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[足球教父]

周星驰电影里的十大搞笑镜头：大话西游之月光宝盒
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周星驰准备去杀春三十娘，春三十娘正在洗澡。周说：在下斧头帮帮主，外号玉面飞龙至尊宝。久闻春三十娘大名，如雷贯耳，请问三十娘驾临敝帮，有何贵~干~~？春三十娘道：我要在这里逗留片刻！周睁大眼睛道：不知片刻是多~久~~？这表情，这语气，真让人绝倒！
　　在那段勘称香港影史最搞笑的踩火片段后，周的七伤拳好了，瞎子为吴孟达开脱：至于二当家呢，他是无心之失嘛！周于是问他：你这么维护他莫非跟他有一腿？那个瞎子靠在周身上说:人家对你是一片痴心嘛！周先给他一个耳光，然后不知用哪里的方言说道：去你的，你发春了，干你娘！
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[足球教父]

周星驰电影里的十大搞笑镜头：唐伯虎点秋香
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片头周星驰用陈百详作画，完毕，陈百详傻乎乎地说道：让我佩服唐兄的就是，可以将我胸前的双点 作花，双掌作树，屁股变石，前足坐云，后足成山。又道：却不知那只威风的老鹰是用我身体的哪个部位画的？周答，是用老兄的命根子，但不是那雄壮的老鹰，而是那鹰嘴上叼的那条小虫。
　　华府门口，周打上招牌：卖身葬父。谁知那位仁兄更吊，招牌上写着：卖身葬全家！更令人叫绝的是当那位仁兄哭喊着那条狗旺财的死去时，周竟然对着一死蟑螂悲痛欲绝的大叫：小强！小强你怎么了小强？小强，你不能死啊！想不到今天，白发人送黑发人... 从此旺财这两个字有了新的涵义。
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[AND1吖彬]

好帖,要顶..

 

[Lison]

好贴不顶是不对滴........

 

[Tekren]

顶

 

[..}菟」]

我最记得都仲系喜剧之王度既鼻涕系甘跌落黎
然后莫XX果幅恐样`!劲搞啊..

 

[kennylee]

我的偶像

 

[rock-ng]

啊星I LIKE