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这就是拍摄中的央视版《神雕》,无语......暴殄天物啊...
这是我觉得最精彩的一个镜头,由张纪中导演为我们带来的新时代的古装版>
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少年杨过:长的丑就算了,你能不能不要这么猥琐?
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杨过是及格的,头发是漂染的
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服装是皮草的,
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玄铁是巨型的,估计比+15的屠龙攻还高
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龙女是痴呆的,表情是幼稚的,演技是木头的,哎,水灵的亦菲...可惜..
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衣服是公主的,并且是仙剑的
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郭靖是丑陋的,样子是太监的(旁是胸前贴着八卦符的丘处机道长)
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黄蓉是平庸的,活象是媒婆的
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郭芙是惊艳的,造型是妖女的
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郭襄是可爱的
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打扮是宝玉的
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程英是烈性的,马甲是紧身的
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无双是稚嫩的,身份是童工的
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绿萼是环保的,裙子是青菜的(好大一莴苣)
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莫愁是妖姬的,一身是漆黑的。
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说得好听点:凤凰中烧锅炉的
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表情是做作的,台词是肉麻的
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尹志平是美容院做面膜的
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造型师是欠砍的,道具师是该揍的
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总导演是莫名的,制片人是去死的,电视台是被涮的,众观众是……绝望的
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群众:“请问这里是《西游记》剧组吗?”导演:“去你的,这里是《神雕侠侣》。”
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这是我觉得最精彩的一个镜头,由张纪中导演为我们带来的新时代的古装版>

少年杨过:长的丑就算了,你能不能不要这么猥琐?

杨过是及格的,头发是漂染的

服装是皮草的,

玄铁是巨型的,估计比+15的屠龙攻还高
龙女是痴呆的,表情是幼稚的,演技是木头的,哎,水灵的亦菲...可惜..
衣服是公主的,并且是仙剑的
郭靖是丑陋的,样子是太监的(旁是胸前贴着八卦符的丘处机道长)

黄蓉是平庸的,活象是媒婆的

郭芙是惊艳的,造型是妖女的
郭襄是可爱的

打扮是宝玉的

程英是烈性的,马甲是紧身的

无双是稚嫩的,身份是童工的

绿萼是环保的,裙子是青菜的(好大一莴苣)

莫愁是妖姬的,一身是漆黑的。

说得好听点:凤凰中烧锅炉的

表情是做作的,台词是肉麻的

尹志平是美容院做面膜的
造型师是欠砍的,道具师是该揍的


总导演是莫名的,制片人是去死的,电视台是被涮的,众观众是……绝望的
群众:“请问这里是《西游记》剧组吗?”导演:“去你的,这里是《神雕侠侣》。”