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一个前台小姐的暴笑八级英语 (1人在浏览)

sabrina!!!

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昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就

  面带微笑的:

  前台小姐:“hello?”

  老外:“hi.”

  前台小姐:“you have what thing?”

  老外:“can you speak English? ”

  前台小姐:“if I not speak English, I am speaking what?” 

  老外:“can anybody else speak English? ”

  前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people

  have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”

     老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak English?”

  前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”

  老外:“I want to speak to your head.”

  前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”
 
看不明白`
 
Ha..ha....typical Chinese English.
"laugh die people"
 

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